- Tu me prêtes 1000$?
- Bin... tu vas me le remettre quand?
- Quand tu voudras, tu n'auras qu'à demander... Je vais même te donner de l'intérêt!
- Euh... bon...
Un mois plus tard :
- J'ai besoin de 200$.
- Ah oui? Pourquoi?
- Je veux acheter un fauteuil...
- Pour que ce soit plus pratique, je vais directement payer le vendeur, et je déduirai le montant de ma dette.
- Bon.
Encore un mois plus tard :
- Je vais reprendre le reste de mon argent, tu me le donnes?
- Bien sûr, tiens, voici 700,03$
- Mais je t'avais prêté 1000, moins le 200$ du fauteuil, il devait rester 800...
- Oui, mais les frais de chèques sont de 5$, les frais d'ouverture de compte sont de 30$, la tenue de compte est de 5$ par mois, et les frais de fermeture de compte sont de 55$. J'ai gardé ton argent en sécurité pendant deux mois, j'ai effectué des transactions pour toi et en plus, je te donne des intérêts (de 0,04% par année). Ne vas pas te plaindre!
Heureusement que la vie n'est pas comme ça!!! Chez nous, les frais de chèques ne sont que de 1,50$!!! (C'était une publicité de la Banque Roytionale Populaire de Montréal.)
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He he! Merci à toi de me remettre gentiment dans le bain qui m'attends au retour avec la finale de la transaction pour le condo! :-D
Qu'est-ce donc le condo ?
Avant qu'il ne te passe de drôles d'idées dans la tête concernant le condo, je vais t'expliquer :
C'est un ensemble d'appartements qui se vendent au lieu de se louer, donc en gros, c'est un immeuble plus ou moins gros, dont tous les occupants sont propriétaires. Au Québec on appelle ça un «condo» (pour «condominium»).Ici, la location d'appartements est plus courante que l'achat d'appartements...
Et ce que nous achetons s'appelle: propriété par étage. Pourquoi faire simple hein? :-D
Tu achètes un étage au complet???
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En gros, le pourri-commentaire précédent est une pub pour m'expliquer que je ne sais pas gérer mon argent et qu'ils m'offrent de le faire à ma place.
Je le laisse, c'est une illustration parfaite de ce que je voulais exprimer dans mon billet.
Les vautours flairent les signes de piastre de loin!!!
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